If art is more in the process of creating it rather the the final product, there absolutely must be an artist.  In our case, we have several.

I'm trying to think what I should tell you about myself.  Life story?  No, that'd be bad.  Nobody wants that one.  That I like using contractions in writing, whether you't (you might) say them in speaking or not?  Uhh, well, that's kind of useless information, though if you tend to like those things...

Click me! (Or, actually, don't. That'd be strange, and I don't like being clicked; it hurts.)